Valentussle

Verily, the tale of Valentussle unfolds as a tragic saga, akin to the ancient chronicles of yore. In this narrative, a solemn symphony of love and strife, a large square-headed rock lover found kinship with a small blue man, whose heart resonated with metal and leather.

As the tempest of separation raged, rendering the bond between them untenable, the only recourse deemed fit was a harrowing clash, a duel unto death. Behold, a classic parable unveiling the depths to which love impels mortals, driving them to deeds most perilous and unforeseen.
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